Slappy Man

The Future

Rude, Crude, & Brewed

Blaker's bottles her first home brew. This batch should be ready for consumption on the 24th. We are planning a bock for next time, but this time she appeased our west coast brethren and whipped up an IPA. Once this brewing process comes a little more natural and intuitive, Blakers intent is to make medicinal beers. I can hear her now, "Take 6 of these and call me in the morning". Whose gonna help us drink 'em?

The Faces of Gate City

Had a great week hanging with familiar faces. Miss you guys already, I'm tipping a glass of whiskey to you right now.

New National Holiday: ODB Day

Yes, Yes, Y'all. Our main man was born on 11/15/68 and he left this earth on 11/13/04. S0, since I was drunk on Saturday and forgot to honor our man on the day he was stricken from this earth, I will instead bring your attention to his birthday.

Big Baby Jesus would have been 42 years crazy today. Get some.









Put your choice ODB lines in the comments (hint: "i'm immune from all viruses, i get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses").

Moonshine Dance Party

It's not even explainable, but drinking moonshine will cause you to act a fool. Some time ago, a lot of us drank some and none of us felt drunk, but we all went stupid. We continuously threw a pile of freshly laundered undies into the ceiling fan while I had on Wisa's clothes, and we all wore stripes. By the end of our "New Order" dance off, Darnel had humped and ottoman and butt-dropped on an old banana causing it to EXPLODE. This will happen again on SaTURDay.

videos by Linda 

"O' zapft is!"

"O' zapft is!" is what German's say when the first keg of Oktoberfest beer is tapped. I usually say, "Oh shit, I need this right now.". Some caps from the past two weeks of workin' and drinkin'.

My own Beerfest

During Oktoberfest times in Germany, drunk patrons are often called "Bierleichen" (German for "beer corpses"). In the South, our Beer Corpses are put on display at the local Food Lizard and surrounded by poison.

Beerfest: First Pour

Ha, Ha , Ha. Beerfest is on!
Check the pic suckas: 15.5 Gallons of Drake's IPA kegged on 10/12/10.

Can't hardly wait.