ONE EYED MENACE

Seldom and the Mace made it out to Brooklyn for some R and R. Be careful, he's got a whole set of twig tools for any problems that may arise. Good to know he still remembers where his junk is.

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

Living in the Bay Area it is apparent that there are two types of folks: the rich and those whose working lives serves in some manner to pamper the rich. If you aren't spending $200 on dinner for two, chances are you are filling up someone's water glass before the desert menu is circulated… or perhaps you are parking their luxury car. Which brings me to today's little gem. Vintage tags from the "dot com" days.

Many a EVer put beer on the table spending long rainy nights squishing in and out of leather interior. Hopefully folks will hook up some followup posts chronicling some of the misadventures. Such as the time when a local had enough of us poaching all the neighborhood parking—we were really good at our jobs, by the way—and jammed a dog turd under a door handle in retaliation. 

Or when we were opening a new restaurant at the Embarcadero and a friend of the owner rolled up in his BRAND NEW BMW, peeled off a $20 and asked that we take care of it. Some brain dead skate rat hopped in and started taking it around the block—which was mistake #1, when someone lays down a decent bill on the way in chances are there's more where that came from, so leave the car up front. After a couple minutes he wheels up to the curb complaining about the half a cup of tobacco juice that he spilled all over the dude's new interior.

The stories go on but get more sordid. More often than not it was "anything but work." 

I Fucking Love RENO, bitches

Tail end of an EPIC vacation (more on that later). Mind is blown. Each picture tells 100,000 words.

'bout to hit the roulette tables. Wish me luck!!!

Welcome to Epic Vistas

EPiC ViSTAS is excited to have two new contributors writing for your reading enjoyment. I am hoping with all the combined stories that these two and the rest of us here at EV have, a 43,458 page book (with illustrations) that will take half a lifetime to read will be compiled and written. 

"Have you given up life? Do you feel that there is nothing left to live for? Well fret no more. Now you can spend all of your remaining decades living vicariously through the wondrous lives of the Epic Vistas Contributors in their new NSFW fantastical true tales anthology, "Life is a highway, I'm gonna run train on it all night long."

*$10 p.p. in u.s.

 Can't wait to hear what this old crow has to say

Papa Wright's gonna bring it to a higher level

Name that model...

...and he'll wash your dishes naked

Willie Sandwich

It's great to see three legends together in one place. Look at these happy faces, basking in each others' glow.

In the summer of 2009 we got two out of three, which ain't bad. Willie, the Coug, and Dylan played at the minor league ball park in Stockton, CA. I say two out of three because Willie is Willie, Mellencamp was absolutely fucking mindblowing, but Dylan was a major disappointment. For full disclosure I went in sour on Dylan (aside from a few odd jams I think he sucks) but his show was embarrassing. We couldn't stop laughing thinking he sounded like Adam Sandler covering Dylan.

But yeah, this photo is from a show in Greensboro, NC back in 2000 (I think). The same night I got a bottle of High Life signed by the Red Headed Stranger. It's the only beer I'll never drink.

Enjoy the tunes.

A Comforting Thought For Boys

Next time you're laid up and need a catheter you'll be staring into these understanding, loving eyes while that polymer tube slides up your peehole. Rest easy gents, from here on out you are in good hands.

And ladies, he's taken so stop dreaming about what he might do to your holes.

Congrats Moot.