lurkin

I was working repairing a faucet ,toilet etc..for a lady. Found this note on my truck window when I returned to my truck

WANTED Armed and Dangerous . Reward for the capture of WEEZY AND TANYA

Armed and Dangerous  and mean as HELL .Weezy and Tanya are on the loose hide ya kids hide ya wife . The largest meth dealers to on earth .IF YOU SEE THEM JUST RUN.... THEN CALL THE POLICE    Weezy will rip your head clean off and defecate in your neck . Tanya will pull off all your finger nails  ( she collects them) and or poison you any chance she gets . 

NYC has it all fiqured out
Before boarding amtrack from NY we waited in the express waiting area . I can say i did not feel a difference. Waiting still felt like waiting

True Hiker

Took a 4 day weekend and hike Mt Rodgers/ Grayson highlands . Good times more of these trips I see in the future. We had great weather abit of rain on sat. a.m.  other than that 50s at night and 70s in the day . Saw alot of the wild ponies and a few new born lil ponies. We got asked by alot folks if we were " AT Thru hikers" some folks got the answer yes we are and our trail names are  magic bus,Check wipe, suiciety,encino man .  other than hiking we sat by fires,star gazed (hippies)  talked shit , talked shit and talked shit

BACK IN THE HIGH LIFE AGAIN

Biggest little city. Can't get enough. Watch that Four Loko.

Living with a Baby (part 1)

Op's at the 2 1/2 month mark. We definitely have a silly girl. She's giving us some little coo's and giggles from time to time and is full of smiles. We are experiencing some Nagasaki Diaper Bombs that she drops every other day. I mean, whole bowls of lentil soup filled huggies over here. 

 Cabbage Head

 Widow's Peak

 Drawn to the trees. 

If I only had the will.

This ramp is in downtown Greensboro. I have had numerous offers to schralp it, but I just can't muster the want. Maybe a few runs will get the blood flowing again. Who knows.

200 ways to Freedom

$640 million goddamn dollars. pull your resources, share the load, increase your chances.

I'm calling in rich to work tomorrow.

EVERY WORKIN' STIFF HAS GOTTA GIVE UP A BUCK

Hot damn, I'm sweatin'. We're about 32 hours away before a bunch of fools go from 99 to 1. I'm talking about Mega Millions hittin' $500 million!

Gotta get some more quick picks…

The Wildlife

This goes against my better judgment, but here is a video that some of Rash's students did of one of my songs. They got a "B".

state park run

LET'S KEEP IT REALLY REAL

Ever read Rodney's autobiography, It's Not Easy Bein' Me? A buddy of mine who was coming up in the Bay Area comedy scene lent it to me. I never returned it. Let me know if you wanna borrow it.

Can't get enough. Rodney came from a broken home, got into comedy at a young age but quit when he was 28 ("To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit."), felt he couldn't make it and went on to sell aluminum siding. In his forties he came back and made it happen. And the rest is history.

How to fit a pack

I know this is work related, but it's totally rad.

IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS

She's here.

O.P. made it to the party. Everybody clear some space on the dance floor, things are about to get live around here.

ANYTHING but Work!

Popoyo






That is me under the rainbow. No short person there

They guys shirt really says, "Pussy. It's whats for dinner."

BURNIN' DOWN THE HOUSE

I'll see your Bikini Kill and raise you a Riot Mädchen. Light 100 candles in a highly flammable abode with few accessible exits. Drink a beer, but save some for firefighting.



Rumor had it that Greensboro PD tried to recruit a German exchange student to translate a Mädchen flyer calling for the "final solution" against patriarchy.

It's Still Real To Me Dammit ( Wrasslin)

full house

VAN DOWN!

Say a little prayer for this angel tonight, I'll kick it off:

Heavenly Father,
don't let it be a blown head,
a bad radiator I can accept,
all else,
FUCK THE WORLD