What Weddings are for?

Friends are sometimes the most important part of getting together for Weddings. Some of us have just given up on work and life.When you have given up, this is all you got at weddings to entertain yourself. If your gonna fall, fall hard.

NO DUDE IS AN ISLAND

Last week SF hit the low 70's more days than not. One of those days I was lucky enough to get over to Angel Island SP. Up to that point I had never been to AISP and the little news I could get wasn't so positive. From the TWO people I could find that had actually been there I heard it was cold as fuck, foggy, and mediocre and JC offered that the one time he had been there he had heard a lot of drumming (I can only assume performed in a circle)...he denies taking part part but im not so sure...

Showed up (via ferry) at around 10:30 am and was informed by the ranger that in 5 hours (after the last ferry out) I would have the Island to myself. Assumed she was shitting me...she wasn't. Apparently people don't like freezing their asses off on a foggy island and the segway rentals stop on November 1st.

The next 24 hours included desolate beaches, epic ruins, decommissioned nuclear launch pads, more deer than I could count, birds out the ass, NO HUMANS, about 3 hours of sleep, and mice ate all my food....RAD. wish yall where there...

Pipe Dreams

For the past 10 years, a posse of us have been gathering for New Years. We mostly go to the beach, but from time to time we go elsewhere. Topsail Beach 2006 was an especially sweet year. Beautiful sunsets, bitchin' house, amazing company. I'm gettin' ready for 2010/2011 for it's gonna be awwwwsome.

One of these four are doing their own thing

 Golden Beach of Winter

The many faces of Darnel

I guaran-damn-tee ya that these photo's have yet to be developed.

Metal Murray graces us with his presence, which is never long enough

Tumor and Twobacca

High as a kite

 The best seal of approval you can get. 

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New National Holiday: ODB Day

Yes, Yes, Y'all. Our main man was born on 11/15/68 and he left this earth on 11/13/04. S0, since I was drunk on Saturday and forgot to honor our man on the day he was stricken from this earth, I will instead bring your attention to his birthday.

Big Baby Jesus would have been 42 years crazy today. Get some.









Put your choice ODB lines in the comments (hint: "i'm immune from all viruses, i get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses").

Moonshine Dance Party

It's not even explainable, but drinking moonshine will cause you to act a fool. Some time ago, a lot of us drank some and none of us felt drunk, but we all went stupid. We continuously threw a pile of freshly laundered undies into the ceiling fan while I had on Wisa's clothes, and we all wore stripes. By the end of our "New Order" dance off, Darnel had humped and ottoman and butt-dropped on an old banana causing it to EXPLODE. This will happen again on SaTURDay.

videos by Linda 

Big Idea # 5,012: Learn to Sail the Open Waters

This new documentary chronicles the exploits of four young punkers who bought a boat, got it "seaworthy," learned to sail, and set off into the open waters. Many readers of this blog have had some epic trips and seen some crazy shit but this ain't a pissing contest so zip up your trousers.

These kids get props for pulling off a hell of a stunt and the doc really conveys how close to the edge they were at times, as well as that feeling of getting well outside your comfort zone and just trusting that you were going to make it out alive—and hopefully with some great stories.

The monotony and toil they experienced almost all hours of the day reminded me of cycling across country. What sounds like an idyllic jaunt down blue highways was what felt like almost constant work. Wake up before dawn, cook breakfast, ride, take a break and cook lunch, ride for a few more hours, set up camp and make dinner, pass out and repeat. I wouldn't trade that experience for anything and as bad as watching tornados closing in on your little boat in open water must have been I'm sure they'd do it all over again.

Watch on here or download for free from their website here.

Hold Fast from Moxie Marlinspike on Vimeo.

Color Sessh

Color this time. Advancements in technology. This shit lives on as one of my best memories of being alive. There was never any question when we moved into the house as to whether or not we should build a ramp. We simply walked through claiming rooms then right out the back door to survey the grounds. I can't wait for time travel to go public. I'm going back here.

1. I believe this to be a backside disaster with some sort of flipper thrown in somewheres. I'm sure that I landed it. 

2. Victro huckin' a lofty floater

3. Stannnn going backside ollie. Growing some wings.

awww, so sad, so mad. Sulking.

 

1. Zooms with the ape hangers

2. Hobby lookin' on. That damn porch looks like a deer stand. I still can't believe that peterson lived on the back porch for several months.

Shants and the boys. Who wants to start this band?

I CANT FEEL MY HANDS

1000 miles of California can cover some amazing shit. Last year a few of us hit the road to loop around the Sierra Nevada just before (we thought) all the mountain passes started to close for the winter. Definitely in the running for best trip so far:

Bristlecone Pine (trees older than jesus). Rifles+handguns. Travertine Hotsprings. BLM camping. All night bonfires. Z trying to safety pin his busted suit shut. Having to bump start my bike every morning and trying to "warm it up" over a fire. Sawtooth Mountains. Sleeping out in single digit temps. Remote backcountry creepin'. Coasting downhill for miles with a gas tank too small for where you are heading. Lone Pine. Golden Trout Wilderness. Freshly paved race track worthy roads with no cops for miles...

EPIC...