A tale of two dongs!?

…sitting here with Seldomwright wondering about the veracity of the claim that the dongerator was first unearthed in my van on a cross-country-trip, with our model friend. History is a slippery subject. Was Chocolate Jelly Love the same implement that fell—it was taped to the ceiling—onto a certain friend with a commemorative Waffle House tattoo while his future wife was, well, in the act of, use your imagination? There's a "firm" memory of washing a similar—but possibly "caucasian?"—dong off after it had been moshed on at a show and used in a tasteless "Princess and the Pea" hoax at Morehead Ave.?

Any takers? Let's not cower in revisionist history here! Are we talking multiple dongs? Did Divide and Conquer—no pun intended—have a separate device on tour at some point? Have the myths merged?