Any takers? Let's not cower in revisionist history here! Are we talking multiple dongs? Did Divide and Conquer—no pun intended—have a separate device on tour at some point? Have the myths merged?
Thursday, December 23, 2010
A tale of two dongs!?
…sitting here with Seldomwright wondering about the veracity of the claim that the dongerator was first unearthed in my van on a cross-country-trip, with our model friend. History is a slippery subject. Was Chocolate Jelly Love the same implement that fell—it was taped to the ceiling—onto a certain friend with a commemorative Waffle House tattoo while his future wife was, well, in the act of, use your imagination? There's a "firm" memory of washing a similar—but possibly "caucasian?"—dong off after it had been moshed on at a show and used in a tasteless "Princess and the Pea" hoax at Morehead Ave.?
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Def. two dongs. D+C was caucasian, and if muscle memory serves, was actually a bit more substantial than Chocolate Love. It had more heft when you threw it at someone. And I am pretty sure survived a night in the crowd at ABC No Rio. It's been MIA for years. What I am more curious about is the blank spaces- all those years and months that Choco was unaccounted for. It seemed like it spent a heck of a lot of time in a certain Ranger's blue van... If latex could talk.
ReplyDeleteD+C was also wedged in a screen window, as well as placed alongside the catchup and mustard in the Morehead fridge. And as far as the blue van, there was also a double donging that occurred on a frigid New Mexico night- Choco Love and an IrwinFletch acquired penile mustard bottle were simultaneously ensconced with the Ranger. Months of fun in the back country.
ReplyDeleteS.A.P. produced the first dong at Mendenhall. My partner procured Chocolate jelly love from another woman as a gift. Not sure that was a gag or not. 2 dongs fo sho. Happy Holidays.
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