So in 1999 the item in question came into our possession in all of its ridiculousness. To make a long story short, the initial pass off was to maggotbrain into his vw van when he was moving across country. Only to be discovered when the van broke down and they needed to unpack the van. Other notable events were passed off to friends into their vans upon sad departures from long adventures, birthday gags, lost in Utah and into luggage. The infamous pass off happened in 2002, when victro received "Chocolate jelly love" in his carry on luggage in our post 9/11 world. One can only imagine his surprise when it was found in his luggage by the TSA.
Now, to top this, only one person was left and due for a donging, mixmasterfresh. His love of Chocolate chip cookies could only be fulfilled with the help of Darnell and partners. His surprise was awarded when he opened his chocolate chip cookie cake in the privacy of his home directly before his dad showed up for the weekend. Christmas dong.
This photo was the last place the dong was seen before mixmaster got it. Someones house who in a fit of rage put it with this guy who has big balls.
oh my fucking god. that's almost as good as the time i taped it into your damn helmet. - victro
ReplyDeleteI remember resting that thing gingerely under the steering column of a toyo van headed south of the border. If dongs could talk…
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